Johnny Truelove
Sonny Truelove
Julie Beckley
Frankie Ballenbacher
Elvis Schmidt
Jake Mazursky
Cosmo Gadabeeti
Interviewer (as Matt Barry)
Tiko "TKO" Martinez
Pick Giaimo
Bobby "911"
P.J. Truelove
Adrian Jones
Neighborhood Girl on Couch
Dance Bitch Girl
Party Girl
Alma
Zack Mazursky
Butch Mazursky
Olivia Mazursky
Angela Holden
Wanda Haynes
Abby
Dale Dierker (as Nancy DeMayo)
