The Bracelet of Bordeaux

Helen Hixon

Bart Billows

Marie

Grandmere

Dirk

Honey Hixon (Mom)

Lubbock Hixon (Dad)

Young Grandmere

Rotten Cop

Uncle Sal

Big Tuna

Costume Clerk

Terrified Boy Shopper

Toothless Creep

Batty Old Neighbor

Sprout Master

Saintly Teen Sprout

Ice Cream Man/Craterface/Bass

Dr. Elliott Tynan

Mumzie Billows

Police Sergeant

Police Dispatcher

Pilot

Flight Attendant