The Kid & I

Bill Williams

Aaron Roman

Susan Mandeville

Davis Roman

Johnny Bernstein

Guy Prince

Shelby Roman

Bonnie Roman

Arielle

Shaq

Bill Goldberg

Pat O'Brien

Coach

Eyepatch-wearing Two Spies boss

Fake Reporter No. 2

Melissa

Maria

Receptionist

Jamie Lee Curtis

Penelope Spheeris

Arnold

Bunny

Val (As Gabrielle Sanalitro)

Apartment Manager