Frankenpimp's Revenge: The Romeo and Juliet Massacre

Spermula (as Khloe MacLeod)

Nurse Sympathy Humppe

Romeo Montague / Dracula / Bindir Dundat / Rico / The Senator / Pepe González

Chico the Dockside John

Vampire Killler

The Devil

Lexus / Barbi / Porsche / Flo Birthcontrol

Tony 'Tex' Watt

Screaming Hippie at Dope Orgy / Ghoul Squad Member

The Dockworker

Tricky (archive footage)

Officer Lulu / Suckzilla

Rosey Spunktowel / Chicken Wing Hotel Stripper-Whore

Andre Guantanamo