Aliens, Clowns & Geeks
Eddy Pinie / Clown Zippy
Helga Svenson
Inga Svenson / Mom
Jumbo / Lenny
Professor von Scheisenberg
Fritz
Father Mahoney
Lt. Johnson
Clown Captain
Emperor Beezel-Chug
Cindy / Young Mom / Nun / Burlesque Dancer
Clown Bippy
Ramon (as Marco Parra)
Bones
Mr. Chen
Alien Officer / Alien Cadet
Mr. Zheng
Men in Black Agent
Desi, Rupert
Coroner Fennigan
Ping pong enthusiast
Doper
News reporter / rapper
