Wise Man #2 / Brian Cohen / Biggus Dickus
Wise Man #1 / Reg / Jewish Official / First Centurion / Deadly Dirk / Arthur
Man Even Further Forward / Revolutionary / Jailer / Blood and Thunder Prophet / Frank / Audience Member / Crucifee
Mr. Cheeky / Stan 'Loretta' / Harry the Haggler / Culprit Woman / Warris / Intensely Dull Youth / Jailer's Assistant / Otto / Lead Singer Crucifee
Mandy Cohen / Colin / Simon the Holy Man / Bob Hoskins / Saintly Passer-by / Alarmed Crucifixion Assistant
Wise Man #3 / Mr. Big Nose / Francis / Mrs. A / Ex-Leper / Announcer / Ben / Pontius Pilate / Boring Prophet / Eddie / Shoe Follower / Nisus Wettus
Gregory
Mrs. Gregory
Jesus
A Weedy Samaritan
False Prophet / Blind Man / Giggling Guard / Stig
Matthias, Son of Deuteronomy of Gath
Mrs. Big Nose
Judith Iscariot
Acting
Pilate's Wife
Alfonso / Giggling Guard
Another Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard
Parvus / Official Stoners Helper / Giggling Guard
Spike
Mr. Papadopolous (uncredited)
Passer-by (uncredited)
