Richard Martinez / Ms. Bianca Del Rio
Deborah
Mitya / Katya
Sally Jessy Raphael
Court Reporter
School Reporter
Coach Chuck
Keeley Carson
Talk Show Host
Ambrosia Salad
Carly Ward
Studio Anchor
Bobby
Texas Police Officer
Prison Matron
Wise-Ass Teen
Stephen
Rex
Angela Jo
Beverly Ann
Alaska Thunderfuck
Russian Peasant #1 / Shadow Double
Russian Peasant #2
Boris
