Gordy

Luke MaCallister

Jinnie Sue MaCallister

Gilbert Sipes

Jessica Royce

Cousin Jake

Hanky Royce

Brinks

Dietz

Krugman

Henry Royce

Himself

Governor

Mikko Kokoyaki

Camera Assistant

Maxine

Vinnie

Norm

Jud

TV Anchorman

Andrea Jenkins

Reporter #1

Reporter #2

Attorney

Pig Farmer