Hayseed

Gordie

Judy

Andy Warhol

Marge

Gordie's Dad

Heidi

Mr. Black Laquer

Emile

Auntie Charity

Slim

Liam Burbage

Mr. Taupe

Rita

Speedo (voice)

Alien Doctor

Baby

The Saddest Man in the World

Trevor

J.D. Wood

Auntie Prudence