E. Nick: A Legend in His Own Mind

E. 'Nick' Vanacuzzi

Edmundo

Sonny Patterson

Mona

Acting

Charmaine

Regine

Emerson Foosnagel III

Raoul

Self

Mel Issacksen

Joyce

Herself

Earl The Bartender

Self

Nymphet / Announcer

Mr. Trowel