Jesus, Bro!

Rick Whitehead

Carlos

Elizabeth Howard Grace

Santa Christ

Samuel Tobinski / Kendrick Tobinski

The Devil

Willy Whitehead

Burton Burpo

Ranger Buckman

Darlene

God

Young Rick

Terry

Father Jenkins

Rick's Mom

Praying Man

Gabe

Ned and Stacey

Internet Neckbeard

TV Cameraman

TV Producer

Heaven's Stage Manager

Dana

Maid of Honor