Bernard Flannigan
Veronica Krauss
Barbara – The Editor in Chief
Bagger
Mr. Del Tufo
Janet Krauss
Oswald Flannigan
Principal Greely
Postal Worker Wesley
Tai Yu
Brilliant Young Nerd
Brilliant Young Nerd's Father
Ski Bum
Gothic Chic
Susan
Jared
Mayor
Bindu Parikh
Rosa Santorini
Cashier
Shopper
Secretary
Anchor #1
Anchor #2
