Nerdland

John (voice)

Elliot (voice)

The Nerd King (voice)

Linda (voice)

Sally (voice)

Archie (voice)

Brett Anderson / Second Butler (voice)

Business Woman (voice)

First Butler / Reporter Matt (voice)

Anchorman Eric (voice)

Pharmacist (voice)

Anchorwoman Donna (voice)

Confused Woman (voice)

Detective Cassidy (voice)

Detective Donahue (voice)

Reporter Cathy (voice)

Fire Chief (voice)

Reporter Jess (voice)

Older Woman (voice)

Publicist (voice)

Policeman (voice)

Mrs. McCullers (voice)

Youngster (voice)

Dispatcher Voice (voice)