Noelle O'Hanlon
Narrator / Radio DJ
Pat McKerrod
Miss Darcy
Maria O'Hanlon
Mr. Shepherd
Himself
Kylie
Paula
Mervyn
Joe O'Hanlon
McKerrod's Guard
Cuckoo
Proinsias
Mick
Spud-Bob
Angela
Factory Worker (uncredited)
Junior's Driver
Motorbiker
Proinsias's Wife
McKerrod's Driver
Barmaid
