Buddy Buddy

Victor Clooney

Trabucco

Celia Clooney

Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot

Capt. Hubris

Eddie, the Bellhop

Assistant Manager

Receptionist

Rudy 'Disco' Gambola

Kowalski

Mexican Maid

Hippy Husband

Pregnant Wife

Newscaster

Lieutenant #1

Lieutenant #2

Highway Patrolman #1

Highway Patrolman #2

Nurse

Saleswoman

Cashier

News Announcer

Barney Pritzig

Matron