Murder Can Hurt You!

Chief Ironbottom

Pony Lambretta

Studsky

Len 'Hatch' Hatchington

Lt. Nojack

Sheriff Tim MacSkye

Sgt. Salty Sanderson

Parks the Pusher

Lt. Palumbo

Det. Starkos

Mr. Burnice

Raquel

Virginia Trickwood

Mrs. Palumbo

Narrator (voice)

Willie the Wino

The Man in White

Thug

Sophia

Marilyn

Chickie Baby (voice)

Kindly Doctor

Truck Driver

Rookie Cop