Narrator / Larkin Eve
Wes Jameson
Elis Heimermann
Ali Thomlyn
Walt Flanagan
Don Smith
Sergeant Svenning
Mr. Connolly / Shemp Kevin
Jason Mewes / Jay
Party Marty
Usher (voice)
Leonard James Nash
Comic Book Horndog
Kay Theater Announcer (voice)
Festival Programmer
Cracker Jack / DJ Snowball / Chairback
Dr. Jared Patel
Rental Clerk
Comic Book Clerk
Comic Book Steve
Lisa Spoonauer / Caitlin Bree
Thomas Burke
Bob Hawk
Comic Book Dave
