Virgin High
St. Dick Murphy
Kathleen
Christy
Jerry
Theo
Zoomer
Theresa
Melanie
Mrs. Murphy
Sister Romona
Bishop Haughness
Miss Bush
Leonard Klappner
Sister Felicia
Pregnant Nun
Derek
"Squiggle" Girl
The Checks - Guitar, Vocals
The Checks - Bass, Vocals
The Checks - Drums, Vocals
The Academy's Blessed "Virgins"
