Menlo Schwartzer
Sparkle / Florinda Budnick
Mr. O'Finley
Chuck
Bob
Chief Boyardee
Lindy Sue
Beaker
Cindy Lou
Chuck's Dad
Chuck's Mom
Daddy O
Mrs. O'Finley
Bob's Father
Jocko O'Finley
Mrs. Big Head
Student Fan (uncredited)
Hot Potato #1
Hot Potato #2
Becker
Deputy Underwear
Himself
Fat Boy #1
