Jailbait

Sergeant Lee Teffler

Kyle Bradley

Merci Cooper

Roman Delphino

Pizza Girl

Kelso

Roman's Girlfriend

Carlo

Tommy Sweeney

Mikey

Sparks

Captain

Hershiser

Paul

Johnny

Anton

Mr. Tsu

Robber #1

Robber #2

Ernie Birnbaum

Laurie

Donut Stand Owner

Candy Store Owner

Dawn