Rupert Pupkin
Jerry Langford
Rita
Masha
Cathy Long
Bert Thomas
Ed Herlihy
Band Leader
Stage Door Fan
Stage Door Guard
Chauffeur
Young Girl
Autograph Seeker
Caricaturist
Rupert's Mom (voice)
Dolores
Man in Chinese Restaurant
Liza Minnelli
Roberta Posner
Man at Telephone
