Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction

Pizza Dude

Special Agent Seth Cooper

Jay

Jenny May Zeeka

DonnaBob Zeeka

Ikan Kikyeras

Agent Cupcake

Otis the Lumber Guy / Rufus Zeeka / Bigfoot

Major Butt / 'One Armed' Joe Zeeka / Jango Binx

Suzy Bob Zeeka

'Gutless' Pete Zeeka

Agent / Mechanic Bob Phillips

Pappy Duke Zeeka

'Ducttape' Sally McNally

Jango Binx (voice)

Cooter Zeeka

Fuzzhead Zeeka

Tater Zeeka / Pork Chop Zeeka

Larry-Bob Zeeka

Ethan