Rich
One-Foot
Karl 'Stain'
Le Mai
T-Bone
Bob
Neil
Megan
Sarge
Captain Limison
Roger 'No-Legs'
DEA Agent
Sherry Limison
Jacques
Pizza Boy / Valet / Massseuse / Fish Boy
EMS Administrator
Homeless Nurse
Gurney Man
Jacques' Girlfriend
Limison's Girlfriend
Arm Wrestling Jock
Jacques' Nurse
Proctologist
Sinderella
