Seymour Krelboined
Audrey Fulquard
Gravis Mushnick
Burson Fouch
Winifred Krelboined
Shirley
Teenage Girl
Det. Sgt. Joe Fink / Narrator
Wilbur Force
Siddie Shiva
Mrs. Hortense Feuchtwanger
Det. Frank Stoolie
Leonora Clyde
Dr. Phoebus Farb
Waitress
Screaming Patient/ Audrey Junior (voice) / Burglar (uncredited)
Man in Crowd Outside Shop (uncredited)
Drunk (uncredited)
Tramp (uncredited)
