Roy Knable
Helen Knable
Spike
Darryl Knable
Diane Knable
Murray Seidenbaum
Mrs. Seidenbaum
Crowley
Pierce
Wetzel
Sackler
Ducker
Another Buyer
Skeletal Worker
Newscaster
Guy Squirly
Game Show Announcer
Ring Announcer
Mr. Gorgon
Mrs. Gorgon
Wrestling Referee
Cyndi
Girlfriend #1
Girlfriend #2
