Winchell

Walter Winchell

Dallas Wayne

Herman Klurfeld

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Gavreau

William Randolph Hearst

Melvin Diamond

Sam Hague

Harry the Doorman

Bellamy

Emcee

Josephine Baker

June Winchell

Winchell's Father

Winchell's Attorney

German Man

Janet Winchell

Lawrence Newman

Ed Sullivan

Mrs. Klurfeld

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Mirror Reporter (as Sean Barnes)

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