Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!

Herman Schumacher

Damon

Carrie Mirvis

Blaine

Hugo

Alan a.k.a. Chartreuse

Icky / Perkutzitwuzzel

Zach

Herman's Boss

Weird Digger

Bart

Landscaping Dude

Mark

Gary the Goon

Susan

Jogger

Bernard

Buff Dude

Thaddeus

Herman's Dad (voice)