The Big Tease

Crawford Mackenzie

Candy

Monique

Eamonn

Dunston Cactus

Sen. Warren Crockett

Clarence

Gretle Dickens

Johnny Darjerling

Betty Fuego

Stig

BBC Interviewer

David Hasselhoff

Drew Carey

Cathy Lee Crosby

Bruce Jenner

Dianne Abbott

Hotel Clerk

Young Valhenna Woman

Tony Bolero (uncredited)

Mrs. Beasie Mackenzie

Gareth Trundle

Senga Magoogan

Elegant Woman