Van Wilder
Kaitlin
Dean Charles Reardon
Dick Arnold
Farley
Corporal Benedict
Yu Dum Fok
Eve
Dongmei
Vance Sr.
General Thomas (as Mike Pinewski)
Sergeant Hayes
Blondie
Hot Girl
Hot Freshman Girl
Irving Peppler
Professor Downs
Reverend Dawkins (as Leland Jones)
Football Fan (as Dennis Bowman)
Coach Bob
Reardon's Wife
Molly
Principal
Campus Cop
