Jay (voice)
Silent Bob / Self (voice)
Lipstick Lesbian (voice)
Cocknocker / Small Fry the Science Guy (voice)
The Mad Scientist (voice)
Dick-Head / Doc Brown (voice)
Albert the Manservant (voice)
NewsGroup (voice)
Bluntgirl (voice)
Quick-Stop hipster (voice)
The General / Quick-Stop hipster guy (voice)
Shower Bully 1 (voice)
Shower Bully 2 / Travis the Comic-Hating Bully (voice)
Shower Bully 3 / Giagra Ad Narrator (voice)
The Mayor of Red Bank (voice)
The Diddler (voice)
Baby Dick-Head's doctor (voice)
NewsGroup's mom / Internet cafe waitress (voice)
Dante Hicks (voice)
Self (voice)
Mayor of Asbury Park (voice)
Bank Robber (voice)
Photographer (voice)
Tall Guy in Crowd / Bluntmobile GPS (voice)
