The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human
The Male
The Female
The Narrator
The Male's Friend
The Female's Asian Friend
The Female's Slutty Friend
The Male's Mother
The Male's Father
The Female's Father
The Female's Mother
The Female's Ex-Boyfriend
The Female's Boss
The Female's Brother
The Wise Old Woman
The Female's Fantasy Son
The Large Female
The Male as a Cub
The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend
The Baby
