Larry "Doc" Sportello
Lt. Det. Christian F. "Bigfoot" Bjornsen
Coy Harlingen
Shasta Fay Hepworth
Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball
Sauncho Smilax, Esq.
Hope Harlingen
Sortilège, who is also the narrator
Denis
Jade
Aunt Reet
Petunia Leeway
Tariq Khalil
Dr. Rudy Blatnoyd, D.D.S.
Japonica Fenway
Crocker Fenway
Michael Z. "Mickey" Wolfmann
Sloane Wolfmann
Glenn Charlock
Agent Flatweed
Agent Borderline
Chlorinda
Ensenada Slim
Dr. Buddy Tubeside
