Blondes Have More Guns

Harry Bates

Montana Beaver-Shotz

Dick Smoker

Dakota Beaver

Captain Hook

Lyle Shotz

The Doctor

Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)

Patricia Martin

Tom Woo

Detective

Dahmer

Short Cop

Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)

Security Guard

Lorena

Harry's Mother

Harry's Sister

Mrs. Landers

Screaming Woman

Montana's Father

Telemarketer

Television Producer

Last Rights Priest