Dirk McQuickly/The Narrator/S.J. Krammerhead
Ron Nasty
Stig O'Hara
Barry Womble
Eric Manchester
Self - Rock Star
The Interviewer (Jimmy “The Wallasey Warbler” Climmer)
Ron Decline
Brian Thigh
Bill Murray the K.
Martini McQuickly
Mrs. Emily Pules
Mrs. Iris Mountbatten / Chastity
Hells Angel
Self - Interviewee
Photographer getting off train
The Queen
The Bigamy Sisters
Sleazy Merchandiser
Blind Lemon Pye
