As Good As Dead

Drew Riemann

Jessica Sampson

Rich Zucker / Lt. Brock Zucker / Principal Dick Zucker

Katherine Mort

Julius Schwartz

Mickey 'Wedge' Wejenski

Marvin Reynolds

Damien von Glockenspiel

Mr. Oligarch / Officer Benson / Officer Wilson

Mrs. Riemann

Nancy Boyd / The Doctor

Gerard / master_yoda

Autumn Morgan

Mary Jane Washington

Victoria Keenan

Sheena Proctor