The Night Turkey
Karl Kornchek
Hot Daddy Dan
Broderick Crawdaddy
Bernie Jerks
Bruce's Pal
Sheriff Payne/Colonel Sanders
Mayor Halsteen McCheese
Mary Brandon
Shelly Kase
Dr. Marcus Downe
Mrs. Burns
Nude Girl
Little Kathy's Date
Dr. Devious
Dr. F. U. Sosume
Chimney Victim
Cop #1
The Psycho
Reporter
Cop #2/Sometimes Turkey
Mr. Burns
