Santa
Nicolas Yuleson
Mary 'Mac' Mackenzie
Grandpa
Pastor Timmons
Mr. Green
Gwen Mason
Jason Mason
Virginia Mason
Darren Mason
Gas Station Attendant
Random Mother (as Magdelena Maslik)
Strip Club Dancer (uncredited)
Beth Mason
Taylor Mason
Mrs Talbot
Vinny
Captain Caulk
S.W.N.D.S.U. Place Kicker
Disgruntled Youth
Bouncer
Sean Mackenzie
James Mackenzie
Officer # 1
