The Refrigerator
Eileen Bateman
Steve Bateman
The Mysterious Tanya
Juan the Plumber
Eileen's Mother
Paolo the Paolo's Assistant
Hector
Mr. Walters
Nikki
Ramon
Chipper
Bob
Suburban Ohio Neighbor
East Village Girl
Mr. Jarvis
Guy who went 'Oops'
Young Eileen
Pete Jackson
The 'Doo-Doo' Man
Secretary #1
Secretary #2
Hector's Man
