First Family

Gloria Link

President Manfred Link

Mrs. Link

Press Secretary Bunthorne

Vice President Shockley

Ambassador Spender

Dr. Alexander Grade

General G. E. Dumpston

Presidential Assistant Feebleman

President Mazai Kulundra

Ambassador Longo

Senator William 'Wild Bill' Hubley

The Commander

Longo's Left Hand Man

Arab Delegate

Chief Justice McDonald

Gormese M. C. / Comic

Longo's Right Hand Man

C.I.A. Director Willie O'Malley

American Translator

TV Commentator Howard

Father Sandstone / TV Anchorman

College Boy

Gloria's Secret Service Agent #1