Minor Leaguer
Teemu Selanne
Brett Hull
Jake McKay
Sniff / Eduardo
Amy
Winston Cage
GB
Mitt
Zane
Pest Control Guy / Limo Driver
Duke
Scottie Upshall
Shane O'Brien
Sniff's Mom
One-Night Stand Woman
Sirpa Selanne
Rachel
Young Jake
Jake's Dad
Burly Dude
Monica
Kat
Chico Blades Owner
Eugene Peelers Owner
