Honey O'Donahue
MG Falcone
Reverend Drew Devlin
Chère
Hector
Spider (Honey’s Assistant)
Corinne
Marty Metakawitch
Heidi O'Donahue
Shuggie
Gary (piano bar)
Elle (piano bar)
Mickie
Honey's Father
Colligan
Mr. Siegfried
Mrs. Novotny
Ray
Dizzy
Larry Jr.
Steve Jr.
Abuela
Horrified Bartender
Disappointed Woman in Bed
