Jip
Koop
Nina
Lulu
Moff
Lee
Felix
Moff's Father
Reality (voice)
Andy
Karen Benson
Pablo Hassan
Fleur
Howard Marks
Jip's Mother
Tyrone
Ziggy Marlon
Hip Hop Junkie
Koop's Father
Jip's Manager
Lulu's Uncle Albert
Lulu's Auntie Violet
Jeremy Faxman
Connie
