I Brake for Caterpillars

Ethan Colby

Annamaria Horkheimer

Sister John Bosco

Walter Precup

Sergeant Tinkelbaum

Police Chief

SWAT Officer

Doctor Upchuck

Waitress

Matriarch's Son

Good Hitman

Pregnant Mom

Bart Lomax

Bride

Self

Young Ethan

Juliet

Doctor Plymp