Hot Rod Gang

John Abernathy III

Lois Cavendish

Himself

Bill

Mark (gang leader)

Dave

Marley

Tammy

Landlord

Jack (Mark's henchman)

Abigail Abernathy

Anastasia Abernathy

Agatha, the maid

Mr. Cavendish

Dryden Philpott

Jimmy

Specialty Dancer