Lloyd Christmas
Harry Dunne
Adele
Penny
Fraida
Travis / Captain Lippincott
Dr. Walcott
Emergency Room Doctor
Billy
Ms. Sourpuss
Dr. Pinchelow
Dr. Meldman
Gordy
Gus
Tom
Professor Garabedian
Inventor No. 1
Ice Pick
Mr. Stainer
Mrs. Steiner
Asylum Nurse No. 1
KEN Audience Member
Fanny at Age 13
Fanny at Age 5
