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Comedy
Two and a Half Men
12S | 262E
09/22/2003
7.4

S1E1
1. Pilot
6.5
9/22/2003

S1E2
2. Big Flappy Bastards
6.9
9/29/2003

S1E3
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
7.2
10/6/2003

S1E4
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
7.4
10/13/2003

S1E5
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
7.1
10/20/2003

S1E6
6. Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
6.7
10/27/2003

S1E7
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
7.5
11/3/2003

S1E8
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
7.1
11/10/2003

S1E9
9. Phase One, Complete
6.8
11/17/2003

S1E10
10. Merry Thanksgiving
7.0
11/24/2003

S1E11
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
6.8
12/15/2003

S1E12
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
7.2
1/5/2004

S1E13
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
6.6
1/12/2004

S1E14
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
6.5
2/2/2004

S1E15
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
6.7
2/9/2004

S1E16
16. That Was Saliva, Alan
6.9
2/16/2004

S1E17
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
7.1
2/23/2004

S1E18
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
7.2
3/1/2004

S1E19
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
7.0
3/22/2004

S1E20
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
6.8
4/19/2004

S1E21
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
6.8
5/3/2004

S1E22
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
6.7
5/10/2004

S1E23
23. Just Like Buffalo
7.1
5/17/2004

S1E24
24. Can You Feel My Finger?
6.8
5/24/2004
Overview
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.