Wrongly accused of physically abusing a fellow actor, starving thespians Arthur and Maurice find themselves pursued by the law aboard a cruise ship.
Maurice
Arthur
Maitre D'
Attractive Woman
Baker in Kramer's Pastries
Gertrude in "Hamlet"
Claudius in "Hamlet"
Bernardo in "Hamlet"
Sir Jeremy Burtom
Burtom's Assistant
Stage Manager
Mike / Laertes in "Hamlet"
Francisco in "Hamlet"
Lily 'Lil'
Voltri, First Mate
Sheik
Pancetta Leaky
Happy Franks
Maxine (Max)
Detective Marco
Johnny Leguard (Frenchman)
The Veiled Queen
Meistrich
Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
