After his long-time girlfriend dumps him, a thirty-year-old record store owner seeks to understand why he is unlucky in love while recounting his "top five breakups of all time".
Rob Gordon
Laura
Dick
Barry Judd
Marie DeSalle
Charlie Nicholson
Liz
Ian Raymond
Vince
Justin
Sarah Kendrew
Penny Hardwick
Caroline Fortis
Alison Jr. High
Rob Jr. High
Laura's Mom
Anaugh Moss
Barry's Customer
Beta Band Customer
Middle Aged Customer
Rob's Mom
Laura's Sister Jo
Minister
Girl - 19 year old
