Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Dante
Randal
Veronica
Caitlin
Jay
Silent Bob
William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner
Chewlie's Rep
Old Man
Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
Sanford / Angry Mourner
#812 Wynarski
Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
Coroner
Administer of Fine / Orderly
Indecisive Video Customer
Caged Animal Masturbator
Dental School Video Customer
Trainer
Alyssa's Sister Heather
Tabloid Reading Customer
Cat-Watching Customer
Olaf the Russian Metalhead
Stuck in Chips Can
