Alan Partridge
Glenn Ponder
Tania Beaumont / Yvonne Boyd
Keith Hunt / Forbes McAllister
Adrian Finch / Big Red Book
Punk Band Member / Nina Vanier
Clown / Keyboardist
Shona McGough / Wanda Harvey
Petty Officer Alan Partridge / Joe Beasley
Sam Hunt
The Band
Band Member
Daniella Forest
Le Mesmer's Assistant
Elsie Morgan
Georgina Clarke
Anna Wiley
Dancers
Clown
Model (uncredited)
Matt (uncredited)
Alain Perdix (uncredited)
Terry Norton
Ronald Biggs
