Alan Partridge
Glenn Ponder
Yvonne Boyd / Charlotte Fraser
Keith Hunt / Lawrence Knowles
Police Sergeant / Clown Leader
Punk Band Member / Nina Vanier
Keyboardist / Clown
Wanda Harvey / Shona McGough
Petty Officer Alan Partridge / Joe Beasley
Sam Hunt
The Band
Band Member
Daniella Forest
Le Mesmer's Assistant
Elsie Morgan
Georgina Clarke
Anna Wiley
Dancers
Clown
Model (uncredited)
Matt (uncredited)
Alain Perdix (uncredited)
Terry Norton
Ronald Biggs
